Open slots as of 4/16/2014
Team 221B - 9 open slots
Team TARDIS - 12 open slots
Team Free Will - 3 open slots
Team CIA - 5 open slots
Since we’ve experienced difficulties in making contact with some of the people who applied to be volunteers at DashCon, there are still positions/hours available.
- You are interested in being a volunteer
- Have already purchased your badge
- Will be at least 18 years old by July 10
Email us at DashConVolunteers@gmail.com. Please put “DashCon Volunteer” on the email’s subject line and include the following information:
- Full Legal Name
- Preferred Name / Pronouns
- Email Address (that you check regularly)
- Current Tumblr URL
- Days Available (when you’ll be in Schaumburg and willing to help out between Thurs, July 10 and Sun, July 13)
The volunteer perks are as follows:
- 12-19 hours: badge reimbursement
- 20+ hours: badge reimbursement + comped hotel room (so long as you’re staying at the Renaissance Schaumburg)
If we require any additional information, we’ll send a follow-up email to attain it. Thank you in advance. Can’t wait to see you all in July!
Sherlock and John as different professions. John is a radio newscaster in a small desert town and Sherlock is a scientist who is there to study the odd anomalies occuring. Sorry if I am late to the party.
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar
then I realised
Mostly what I want to know is why John looks down. Is he so used to being deduced that he thinks maybe Wiggins is right about the chafing? Is he thinking, I’m chafing? Really? Looking down at his jeans isn’t going to answer the question, but it’s like he thinks it might. And he needs Sherlock to tell him that Wiggins is wrong. About his own thighs.
And then John realizes he’s looking at his crotch. And so is everyone else.
And then everyone in the room realizes that John is massively well-endowed. Here we are, all of us together, examining John’s crotch, and noting that, oh yes, that’s why he walks like that.
John’s crotch of majesty befuddles even the most observant of men.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That was funny, ivy
BLESS THE INTERNET. RECORD TIME.